Frilltastically Delicious
thenommables:

German Chocolate and Banana Chocolate Chip Cuppies! (by prideandvegudice)

thenommables:

German Chocolate and Banana Chocolate Chip Cuppies! (by prideandvegudice)

A gentlemen at a suit shop I use to frequent contacted me today via email.
He wanted to know how I was and to inform me that since he heard of my lifestyle change, he would be offering a new product to cater to the needs of the more…volumous clients.
One of the products includes an edible cravat.

I have not been this pleased in years.

asklarrybutz:

Edgey has a stick up his ass!?

//mattengarde started following you

mattengarde:

milesoffood:

// :D hello!

//Hi! How’s the weather? :U!
xD 

// Drizzly, yo. 

//mattengarde started following you

// :D hello!

Hey, sexy. Wanna spend the night with me?

No. 

Silent followers, go anon (or not) and tell me why you are afraid to talk to me.